Roller Dance

For all of you uncoordinated people that are into logging sports. This is obviously not how you do it. Learn to do it right and come back.

Logging sports

Shovelling

Beware when starting vertical landscaping projects. Your shoveling may cause landslides. Proceed with care or not at all.

Vertical landscaping

sad whale

Hang out by the shore long enough and you might just see the mythical sad whale of Oregon.
Act surprised.

Sad Whale

Beware, girls in 50′s dresses, this is a pick-up joint. I mean, look at the debonaire guy to the left! How could you not say to yourself, as a girl, I should watch it. Besides, where’s his damn right hand? And while we are at it, what is she doing with her left hand?

Quoted from Flickr / Originally uploaded by MatHampson

50′s girl caution sign

Slow death

You are, no doubt, familiar with the surgeon general warnings on cigarette packs in the US. Well, you have never quite seen it like this. This is the warning on the Romanian cigarette pack. The translation, I am not kidding, is this: “Smoking can cause a slow and painful death.” Direct and to the point.

Slow death

The best place to be in case of fire is your protective stairmaster bubble. There is no chance the fire will get to you and also you will get a chance to exercise.

Fire bubble 1