… to boss you around and tell you where he wants to go and shit. This is ridiculous. He is a toddler, what the hell does he know? He’s not the boss of you! You need to get control of the situation right quick and let that little shit know that he needs to shut the hell up and sit his ass down in the cart right now!
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…for the love of God, do not let him become some John Travolta wannabe, with a novelty belt holding up his packed diaper, sprawled all over the bike rack, half drunk and trying to pick up on some toddler chick! This is obviously pretty bad, so, in conclusion, buckle up your child when shopping at Target.
(By the way, this is obviously way too long to fit on the sign, but this is one of the many things that could happen!)