The best place to be in case of fire is your protective stairmaster bubble. There is no chance the fire will get to you and also you will get a chance to exercise.
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There is something to be said about being calm when you take the stairs in case of fire. Nothing says “calm” like a firmly planted foot on the ground. Nothing fazes me. Not even the fact that two more steps and I’m falling off the edge of the stairs. I don’t care. I am calm.
Keep calm. Carry on.
When taking off from the scene, any self respecting arsonist books in style. No pansy walking. You go! You don’t wait. So what if you break a knee… It’s speed that counts. Speed and form. You must bend the elbows just right or else you will be penalized.