OMG! Do not open that door! For the love of God and for the glory of our country, do not even think about it. There’s some kind of really mean plant life-form in there that is guaranteed to attack you if you as much as crack the door. You’ll be forced to retreat at full speed and run into this tiny, no exit room where there is a good chance you’ll be devoured. Don’t do it.
The Public Tool
A celebration of the invisible all around us
When taking off from the scene, any self respecting arsonist books in style. No pansy walking. You go! You don’t wait. So what if you break a knee… It’s speed that counts. Speed and form. You must bend the elbows just right or else you will be penalized.