Head stands on an air mattress. Obviously not advisable. Your neck will suffer the consequences.
The Public Tool
A celebration of the invisible all around us
I believe strongly that should the Rapture occur, you will be left behind if you stand on wavy ground. It is evidence of your shifting morality and it provides cause for dismissal from heaven. You might want to get off the air mattress if you see anyone levitating. Just a thought.
The Rapture! The Rapture!
An interesting twist on the “walk away from fire” advice. At first it would seem like it’s advising you to actually walk towards the fire, but then you have to check the body language of the man. It seems he is very careful about what’s going on, which would suggest to me, he’s either the fireman going about his business of putting out the fire, or the arsonist returning to the scene of the crime because he forgot his bic lighter.
You are going the wrong way!
Calmly witness the disposal of hotdog buns from the bus. I really have no explanation for what this is. The baffling fact is that there is an implied exchange of hotdog buns. Some will be loaded on while others will be off-loaded. Not your problem. You are across the street.
Watch out for hotdog buns!
Your abilities as a Cirque du Soleil performer will determine if you are worthy of our sidewalk. Never mind that you are way too short to actually ride that bike, hell, you don’t need to do that anyway. You are much better than that, you are an acrobat!
Caution, acrobats ahead
Listen Highlander, if you plan on going through with that “quickening” bullshit you should do that elsewhere. We really are fed up with all your sword play and lightning action. Enough. Get the hell out.
The Highlander is not welcome here!
This is the one of the Canadian walk men. And the best one if you ask me. It shows the proud spirit of exploration and the optimistic go-getter attitude displayed by all the Canadians I have ever met. It’s what he looks like Saturday night, when the feeling is right and he’s on his way to the party of the century. Go Canadian Walk man, Go. Get that 6 pack of Kokanee and make us all proud.
Canadian man going to the party
And this is the other Canadian walk man. The shamed, conflicted one. It’s Sunday morning and the feeling has long stopped being right. Full of guilt, covered in shame, smelling of poop and sadness, he’s making his way back to his parents house from last night’s lame party. Who’s teeshirt is he wearing and why is his mouth tasting of bad choices?
Canadian man coming home from the party
What are Caution Walkways? Looks like a damn fine party, or an awesome grunge band, that’s what! Next time you happen to be at a CW party, or listen to the CWs just sit back (pictured) and reach for the O!
Party down!
Putting your foot in some random crack will be a issue any day. Though, pictured, is a fairly comfortable ledge, so I am not quite sure what the problem is here.
Foot in crack
This is, I assume, what happens when The Holy Fire suddenly appears in front of you at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem on Holy Saturday. Surely this will cause you to shriek back in terror. One bummer is that your 3 friends, currently being smuggled in a container on a shuttle truck will not see this, greatest of Christian Greek Orthodox miracles. What you are being told here is that you need 3 new friends.
The Holy Fire
You have to get a hard hat when hanging out below the word DANGER. One never knows when crooked arrows will drop and best be prepared. Or just step aside if your hairstyle is more of a concern and you lack a hard hat.
Bent arrows a-falling
You decide to operate this mysterious piece of equipment with a friend, when suddenly there’s tragedy. For one reason or another the thing decides to hit you over the head and your friend takes it in the chin. Moral? Stay away from odd machinery of undetermined purpose. And get a smarter friend…