September 17, 2005

Annoying visor guy!

Let's all agree on this. The great majority of people you see wearing visors are not sailing a yacht or playing tennis. More than likely, the people you see wearing these visors are shopping for toilet paper at Costco, or getting their oil changed at Jiffy Lube.

You get my point, right? The visor screams at us innocent bystanders the following unambiguous message: Hey! You! The guy / gal wearing me has an IQ score that is within 2 points of his / her shoe size, and on top of it all, guess what? He does not sail a yacht either! Bottom line, get rid of that annoying thing. People know you don't sail and your tennis game is crap.

Next week: flannel track suits!
Good luck to us all. We'll need it.